Newer shirts are available from the OpenBSD store, while older ones are out-of-print.
Protect yourself, grow spikes.
Featuring the one and only Doctor W^X.
(#42 — Blue) |
(#43 — Black) |
A reprint of the classic wireframe Puffy shirt to celebrate the 20th anniversary of OpenBSD.
(#40 — Choose LibreSSL) |
(#41 — Abandon OpenSSL) |
When it comes to SSL libraries, you have two logical choices.
Back only |
Everyone dreams. (Drawn by Markus Hall and Cajsa Abrahamsson).
Front only, left breast |
A small puffy on the left breast of a plain white tshirt.
Front only |
Who you gonna trust?
Puffy in the world of Spyfish vs Spyfish.
(#35 — image is on a black T-shirt) |
(#36 — image is on a white T-shirt) |
We could not decide who should live, so there are two versions of this shirt. Shirt #35 is a Black T-shirt where the Black Spyfish wins; Shirt #36 is a White T-shirt where the White Spyfish wins. When purchasing, choose carefully based on the outside border of the image (or, the colour of the spy who lives). Unfortunately this creates a dilemma if you would prefer to wear a black shirt but have the White Spyfish (obviously representing yourself) live. But then, isn't everything a dilemma these days?
Alternatively, you can get both shirts, and when choosing to wear it decide what matters more: the shirt colour, the Spyfish colour, or which one is currently washed. A daily dilemma.
Image on front of a zipper-less hoodie with a large kangaroo pocket |
Make a strong statement about who you trust.
Front only |
Front only |
Be happy.
Front only |
Just the picture, no words — because it is better that way. The tshirt is black.
Front | Back |
OpenBSD has always been first to stand up to the vendors. The tshirt is black, of course.
Front |
A simple military green T-shirt showing a new Puffy. No OpenBSD logo. Let 'em ask!
Front |
A simple black T-shirt showing a new Puffy.
Front | Back |
A T-shirt showing Puffy Babba with a bag of documentation heading out over the desert on his sea horse.
Front | Back |
A white T-shirt mimicking the style of Goscinny, showing Pufferix and Bobelix heading out on their adventure to deliver the "Three Discs of Freedom".
Back |
A dark blue T-shirt commenting on our campaign against binary blob device drivers. The artwork is large on the back, with a small OpenBSD logo on the front, in the right chest area.
Back |
"OpenBSD 3.8" on a brown shirt.
Front |
A Puffy version of the ever-popular wireframe daemon T-shirt we did years ago.
On a blue T-shirt.
Back |
Wanted poster for the OpenBSD gang — it is utterly ridiculous for people to insist that some things should be free. On a brown T-shirt.
Front | Back |
A redundant firewall setup, showing how Puffy and CARP coordinate firewall failover. "Redundancy must be free... you see?"
Front | Back |
A er ... political ... rendition of the Puffy Hood "Arch-a-thon".
Front | Back |
The back features a Frazetta-style painting by Ty Semaka for the "Puffy the Barbarian" theme of the OpenBSD 3.3 release. The front contains a modified quote from the Conan the Barbarian movies.
Front | Back |
The new OpenSSH T-shirt features the SSHeriff in a new adventure.
Front | Back |
The front features the 3.2 poster artwork, The back features Puffy, Agent 077, delivering his "secure not stirred darling" line.
Front | Back |
The front features the 3.0 coverfish "Puffy" on the left breast. The back features Puffy and his entourage.
Front |
A secure operating system for a hostile internet.
Front |
The OpenBSD project branches out into a new field: selling Baby T-shirts specifically for BSD geek-girls, BSD geek's girls. Finally, a BSD T-shirt made for the female form.
Front |
The other character introduced with the 2.8 release. Brother to "Sushi Fugu" on T-shirt 12, this mean dude tells people to stay off your computer.
Front |
The new 2.8 T-shirt, featuring the cute blowfish on a grey flek T-shirt. We call her "Sushi Fugu".
Front |
A very classy navy polo shirt with the above image stitched onto it. The stitchwork will be about 6 cm wide.
Front |
A black T-shirt with the three OpenBSD heads on it, similar to the OpenBSD 2.3 artwork.
Front | Back |
Nice dark green T-shirt — back has the blowfish SSHeriff burying the old insecure protocols, and the front has 'SSH — Don't tell anyone it's free!' This T-shirt is made out of a dark green material. If you don't know what this T-shirt is about, check out the OpenSSH web page.
Front | Back |
The OpenBSD 2.6 CD cover Script Kittie looking into the fishbowl on the back, 'ramblo' blowfish with 'armed to the gills' on front. This T-shirt is made out of a flat yellow material. (NOTE: The XXXL T-shirts are made of a different material. They are BRIGHT yellow).
Front | Back |
The OpenBSD 'ramblo' munitions blowfish with 'Make Crypto Not Munitions' on
the front. Map of the world according to Crypto Laws on the back, with
all-american saying from U.S. founding father Ben Franklin.
Currently shipping versions of this T-shirt are on a flat Navy blue
background. Original versions were made out of a "tie dye" blue material.
If you do not understand what the statement being made by this T-shirt,
perhaps you should read
an article by Wendy McElroy.
Front | Back |
This T-shirt is made out of a fleck-gray material.
Front | Back |
Front of T-shirt contains the original OpenBSD "Open the Daemon" picture. The back picture resulted after one of our developers told his mother that he was working on OpenBSD — she misunderstood and thought he meant BSE — Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (i.e. Mad Cows Disease).
This T-shirt is made of white material.
Front |
Front of T-shirt contains a picture of the Blowfish, and a vague reference to how using the blowfish cipher for the OpenBSD password hash makes our password mechanism more secure (blowfish, not babblefish). People won't be able to crack your passwords anymore... Back of T-shirt contains the complete source code for our version of the Blowfish algorithm (written in Germany). For more information see our cryptography page...
This T-shirt is made of white material.
Front |
These T-shirts had an OpenBSD-style daemon stitched into the right chest area. The T-shirts were made out of really nice green cloth.
Front |
These T-shirts were sold at Defcon VI. July 31–Aug 2, 1998. Las Vegas, Nevada, USA, LISA '98, December 6-11, 1998. Boston, Massachusetts, and the Reflections/Projections conference in Urbana, IL, USA.
The wireframe image on the T-shirt has an incredible texture.
Shirts are available in navy blue, camo green, and black.
Front |
These white T-shirts were sold at Usenix in New Orleans, June 15-19, 1998.